Chris doesnt get excited about much, but when Halloween rolls around he goes all out. Hes had the scariest house on the block for years and intends to keep it that way. When a neighbor steps up and tries to out-scare the trick-or-treaters, he takesMoreChris doesnt get excited about much, but when Halloween rolls around he goes all out.
Hes had the scariest house on the block for years and intends to keep it that way. When a neighbor steps up and tries to out-scare the trick-or-treaters, he takes things a little personally.Also included in the collected editionThe Big Book of Dumb White Husbandincluding the stories: Dumb White Husband vs. The Grocery Store, vs. Halloween, vs. Santa, vs. The Tooth Fairy and for President.